I missed the health care town hall Congressman Frank Pallone held in Piscataway on Monday, so I had to schlep to Red Bank on Tuesday after work. Arriving a little before 7pm, the line was wrapped around the block, while inside the auditorium was already full. I’m really no good at guessing crowd sizes, but I would say there were about 800 people outside. There was no way I was waiting in line for however many hours it took for the end of the line to get in, so I just walked around and took photos of the people with their homemade arts & crafts.
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And this was only about a third of the line.

This guy thought I was recording video, so he was telling me about some kind of “Obama deception.” I mean really, you’ll have to be more specific than that, neatly-groomed Santa Claus.

This guy was all about torturing his children.

It’s still not clear to me how you get to the cradle if you’ve been aborted.

The contradiction is self-evident.

SOCIALISM!

ACORN!

The real trouble with socialism is that apostrophes will be put in the wrong place.

This lady has a lot to learn about making provocative and wildly inaccurate slogans.

First, apostrophe abuse. Second, I get that she’s against “Cash for Clunkers,” but I don’t understand the “‘you can keep your health Ins.’ President OBAMA” part. Is she against the President’s quote about keeping your own insurance, or is she against keeping her own insurance. It’s unclear.

This sign is so stupid it was abandoned by its owner.

If the USA is awesome, wouldn’t adding another “S” make us more awesome? Check and Mate.

There was also a right-wing youth contingent. SWING HEIL, PETER!

This kid needs to learn that no one is going spend 5 minutes trying understand your sign—even if they’re stuck next to you in line for 12 hours.

What part of, “If you like your health care plan, you can keep your health care plan.” don’t people get?

James Carville?

Poor quality, but at least it’s pithy.

And the pro-reform people banded together to better their chances when if it came to fisticuffs.

Except this little old lady. It looked like her crew was only two people deep. But she maximized her signage space well.

AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!